Lately, it seems, my computer speakers have decided that they no longer want to function properly. Or it could be my sound card that does not want to function properly. At random times, the sound through my speakers messes up like the song is skipping. Is this the sound card acting up? It shouldn’t be: we just bought a damned new motherboard. I need some new speakers. I’ll admit that these are old, but that’s easily remedied.

Fact: The songs themselves are not skipping; they would have skipped prior to this. I’ve given up, and am simply listening to the dulcet tones of Amy Winehouse, demented speakers or no.

The stupid, messed-up sound, however, cannot explain the slowness of my computer. End of story, thank you for coming.
Actually, since November 2006 it has seemed that my entire computer is on a permanent PMS cycle. We threw five-freaking-hundred dollars worth of new parts into this computer at that time - nope, said the computer. It ain’t good enough, no matter what ‘it’ is.

I hate this computer now. It used to be so reliable. Now Mozilla Firefox insists on crashing; The Sims 2 insists on crashing; and the stupid computer itself insists on randomly rebooting. The thing itself is incredibly slow. We have 1 GB of RAM.
This should NOT be happening. End of story.

To top it off, now the computer has decided that sometimes it doesn’t want to boot up, or else boots up very slowly.

I am ready to defenestrate this bloody thing.